Time for some English Literary Fun and Games
Identify the following Literary Fun first lines with the novel or short story that they open. Who was the author?
- He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone 84 days now without taking a fish.
- When Mrs. Frederic C. Little’s second son arrived. Everyone noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse.
- A throng of bearded men, in sad-colored garments and gray, steeple-crowned hats, intermixed with women, some wearing hoods, and others bareheaded, was assembled in front of a wooden edifice, the door of which was heavily timbered with oak and studded with iron spikes.
- We slept in what had once been the gymnasium.
- One thing was certain, that the white kitten had nothing to do with it –it was the black kitten’s fault entirely.
- « Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents, » grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.
- Once upon a time, and a very good time it was, there was a moocow coming down along the road, and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo.
- 1801 — I have just returned from a visit to my landlord — the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
- The boy, with fair hair, lowered himself down the last few feet of rock, and began to pick his way towards the lagoon.
- Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting.
- Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
- Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board.
- ‘Yes, of course, if it’s fine tomorrow,’ said Mrs. Ramsay.
- 124 was spiteful.

Nathaniel Hawthorn
Answers
- The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
- Stuart Little by EB. White
- The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
- The Handmaid‘s Tale by Margaret Atwood
- Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
- Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
- Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
- Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
- The Lord of the Flies by William Golding
- The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone by J.K. Rowling
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
- Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neal Hurston
- To the Lighthouse by Virginia Wolff
- Beloved by Toni Morrison
If you answered 1-4 correctly, you’re a casual bookworm; 4 -6 a Literary fun bibliophile; 7 or more a bona fide lit wit.

Jane Austen
Cross match the Shakespearean couples
| Anthony | Audrey |
| Benedick | Beatrice |
| Brutus | Cleopatra |
| Ferdinand | Cressida |
| Florizel | Desdemona |
| Hamlet | Juliet |
| Henry V | Katharina |
| Oberon | Katharine |
| Orlando | Miranda |
| Orsino | Ophelia |
| Othello | Perdita |
| Petruchio | Portia |
| Romeo | Rosalind |
| Touchstone | Titania |
| Troilus | Viola |

Zora Neale Hurston
Answers: Anthony/Cleopatra, Benedick/Beatrice, Brutus/Portia, Ferdinand/Miranda, Florizel/Perdita, Hamlet/Ophelia, Henry V/Katharine, Oberon/Titania, Orsino/Viola, Orlando/Rosalind, Othello/Desdemona, Petruchio/Katharina, Romeo/Juliet, Touchstone/Audrey, Troilus/Cressida
If you correctly answered 1-6, you’re a budding Shakespearean; 7-12 a legitimate Shakespearean reader; 13-15 the Bard himself!
and a literary fun joke:
Why did Shakespeare use ink when he wrote plays?
Because he couldn’t decide which pencil to use: 2B or not 2B. 🤣🤣🤣
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