Laughter for kids

A Friend of mine is in a gherkin orchestra. He plays the pickle-o.

Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
A: About 5 mph

Leçon de sagesse d’un vieux citron à des bébés citrons :
– La meilleure façon de vivre vieux, c’est de ne pas être pressé.

Les perles : les petites annonces

« Jeune citron cherche petite orange pour amour sans pépins. »

“Woman: Did you know that women are smarter than men? Man: No, I didn’t. Woman: See what I mean?”
― Garrison Keillor, Pretty Good Joke Book: 5th Edition

A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?”